favorite pseudofoods

favorite pseudofoods

a list compiled by monsieur flogsbottom, canine gourmand:

  • dandelion heads
  • rabbit turds
  • shoes removed beneath the desk while working
  • toiletpaper rolls
  • discarded articles of clothing, esp. underwear
  • one’s own turds
  • cigarette butts
  • shoes removed at apartment front door upon entering
  • paper toweling (entire rolls, unrolled, ideal)
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  1. Um, yeah, with a nose that can distinguish smells hundres of times better than ours, I know I'd never eat my own poo. Not even drunk, with a double dog dare. Not gonna happen. LOL

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