favorite pseudofoods
a list compiled by monsieur flogsbottom, canine gourmand: dandelion heads rabbit turds shoes removed beneath the desk while working toiletpaper rolls discarded articles of clothing, esp. underwear one’s own turds cigarette butts shoes removed at apartment front door upon entering paper toweling (entire rolls, unrolled, ideal)
scratching the itchy spot
so I have this place right above my belly button that seems to itch for no particular reason on a frequent basis– there’s nothing there, just a set of nerves, I suspect, that get to feeling lonely. lately george and I have discovered the supreme pleasure of my scratching him under the jaw– he’ll just ...
random pet stuff
I was just lying here in bed, browsing around the neighborhood, with charlie tuna purring away on my shoulder as is customary, when in barged iggy for some pets and love. this is his m.o.– he’s queenly and standoffish until he’s ready and then by golly you’d better be ready. for several years this only ...
dotty dogses
you know what my current blogger template always makes me think of? shari’s dalmation polka la dot. not that I ever actually *met* polka. never had that pleasure. but she lived large in my imagination, due to her most-apt name. then there’s brad nowell’s (deceased lead singer of sublime) dalmation, lou dog, who adorns much ...