more personal ad gong show response winners:
Is that a real picture of you. If so, have you ever considered a brown bag.
and:
you would make a good circus clown. is that your real everyday photo?
and, ooh, be still my beating heart:
not bad, your kinda cute, may look better with some bangs, but i like your large breasts. if you want to get laid sometime give me a holla
gee, thanks for the self-grooming advice. wouldn't want my high forehead to make you lose your, er, manhood. at least I've got the breasts. phew!
gotta love craigslist. can't really beat these with a stick. :-D